Shouldn’t the birthers demand #GeorgeSantos AKA #AnthonyDevolder birth certificate or was that just for the first black president?

#M&MS are only controversial because #TuckerCarlson doesn't find the purple M&M fappable.

For those of us who thought #MerrickGarland moves at glacial speed, I guess we were wrong. It took 2 years to appoint a special council for Trump and 2.5 seconds to appoint one for Biden.

Happy #FridayThe13th

#TheMenu is a cinematic masterpiece. No cap.

I am calling it right now. They are going to continue to not vote for #McCarthy and stretch this out until tomorrow, which is the one year anniversary of the #Jan6thInsurrection and all of the Repubs are going to nominate Trump as a "tribute to MAGA"...and he will get it.

100% day one in the theater, this is going to be so amazing.

https://youtu.be/smTK_AeAPHs

#GeorgeSantos on the speakers race: "#KevinMcCarthy was by my side at the Invasion of Normandy, I will be by his today."

#KevinMcCarthy

Please be nice to #GeorgeSantos today. His mom died again this morning.

Small-dicked man still manages to fuck himself

#AndrewTate

#GretaThunberg

Just ordered this badass hoodie. I cannot wait to get it. #Terrifier #ArtTheClown #Terrifier2

309 more days till #Halloween

On the first day of Channukah the New York Times gave to me...

A crossword in the shape of a swastica.

Happy Channukah yalls!

MAGA the Gathering #TrumpTradingCards

I will trade you 2 #TrumpTradingCards for an Alpha Black Lotus, a Blue Eyes White Dragon and a First Edition Charizard

Me, about to use my #TrumpTradingCards to steal your man.

Every fiftieth pack of #TrumpTradingCards contains a verified top secret National Security document!

So, #Wednesday reminds me of a combination of Young Sheldon, Riverdale, Scooby Doo, That's So Raven and Monster High.