@CullenParker welcome to the dark side. We have cookies. (They may be urinal cookies but we have them.)

Happy monday.
Share with me your favorite movie
Mine is airplane. Never fails to make me laugh.
Drop yours.

Why don't electrons have friends? They are always negative. #cosohumor #sciencehumor

I once thought having a cyber stallker would at least have a tiny bit of intrigue to it but now that i have one it is very disappointing.

#cosomusic
What is the first concert you attended? Mine was hall and oats with til tuesday opening

Wondering if @AlexaSommers 'radio silence means the boat trip was sponsored by the bunnies.

happy sunday!

Underneath the desk
fingers slide beneath your skirt
Anticipation
Panties soaked and pulled aside
You feel his tongue slide inside
#tanka

In the dark of the night
shadows dance
with flickers of light
demons scowl
harpies howl
while the weaker hearts take flight

What was the first videogame you remember playing?
Mine was x and o football att be arcade. I still remember getting the palm of my hand stuck in the trackball gap. My first home game was pong

Saturday. Its going to be a great day.

The two secrets to awesome homemade fried rice are 1) chill your rice before mixing it in with your veggies and protein and 2) sesame oil

Tell me a lie you think people would believe about you.

#geektoot
Show me your inner geek. Post 4 images or list 4 shows only a fan would watch every episode
Babylon 5
Dark matter
Dr. Who
Good omens