I swear the #CarolinaHurricanes have the worst broadcast team in sports.
Common phrases used:
"And (goalie) had to be ready"
"It's a skate race"

Tonight's oddities:
"It's less effective if you just squeeze your stick hard"
"Reese's penis... Butter cups"

I'm partially jaded because we had a Hall of Fame announcer for 20+ years. But damn.