Careful with this bag around cheese. You wouldn't want to suffocate the cheese, would you?

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word "dude"...

Wait... it's morning? Again? Didn't we just do this yesterday? This is simply unacceptable; I need to speak to the manager.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

For all of you who love reading, here's an idea of how to combine your love of books *and* decorate for the season.

I have two answers:

1) If we're naming days after planets, we need a Plutoday ... since I don't care what Neil deGrasse Tyson says, Pluto is still a planet to me!

2) If we're naming days after ancient Norse gods, how about Lokisday .. a day devoted to chaos and mischief. 😎

If you could add an extra day to the week, what would you name it?

#QuestionOfTheDay #QOTD

This week, Keely and I taste-test Nature’s Premium Fruit Pearls ... and a persimmon.

One of them was good. One was... not. 😂

#WeTryWednesday

https://youtu.be/R4XMgg2CzlU

Who does this? WHO DOES THIS?

Every time I hear someone sing "Jingle Bells" I still mentally add "Batman smells". Some people just never grow up. Like me.

Are you ready for Wednesday? Maybe another fresh hot cuppa joe will make it easier. ☕️😎

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

There’s nothing quite like a bunch of your coworkers trying to sing happy birthday to another coworker at the same time and in the same key… and failing miserably. 😜

I wish the tooth fairy had a hair cousin...

If I could get a firm grip on reality…I’d probably choke it.

Talking a walk down memory lane this morning... who all remembers this little software gem?

I'm trying to get into the holiday spirit, I really am...

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once.

For about 12 hours.

Sorry Starbucks, it's always going to be small, medium, and large. And every time you ask for my name, I will tell you "Voldemort". And no, I won't spell it for you, either.

It's a little known fact that Santa has a younger brother who lives at the South Pole. Unfortunately he hasn't been heard from in years. Apparently he's a bit of a lost claus.