Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Happy Hump Day! Grab a mug and celebrate that it’s… um… the middle of the week?
Okay, maybe I need more coffee. ☕️
It turns out it's all about percentages. I read ten puns to see what percentage would make me laugh, but no pun in ten did.
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy. Is that really too much to ask for?
Heading to the kitchen for the Question of the Day: parsley, sage, rosemary, or thyme?
Based on how I get startled when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number.
"Hey, can I ask you a question?"
"Can it wait until I finish my coffee?"
"No."
"Well in that case, no, you can't ask me a question."
(coffee people understand)
And considering I just baked a couple dozen of these over the weekend, I think my answer is obvious: chocolate chip for the win! 😁🍪
Today is National Cookie Day, which leads to an obvious question: What is your favorite type of cookie?
I just spilled my pumkin spice latte in the parking lot and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga.
My traffic reporter just asked me, “Gee, think that shirt is bright enough?“
I told him not to be jealous. He just snorted and rolled his eyes. 😎
First there was chicken. And it was good.
Then there was chicken and waffles. And it was very good.
Then there was chicken and waffle pizza with maple syrup and I am now very uncertain how I feel about this.
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie. And that I was the star of the movie. This really blew my mind.
They can make me rise, but they can’t make me shine… at least not until I’ve had my first cup of coffee. ☕️
And looking back at some old performance photos, I forgot how big PA speakers used to be. 😂
Personally, I found hats were easier to deal with. And a lot less flammable. 😎
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022