To everyone who was in a rock band in the ‘80s, this should bring back some memories. 😎

After looking in the bathroom mirror this morning, I’ve come to the conclusion that the beauty sleep is not working anymore.

I think maybe beauty hibernation is my new best option.

When you stop and think about, Jurassic Park was actually a cautionary tale about the dangers of underpaying IT workers.

Time to get that big dose of artificial energy running through our bodies. ☕

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays? Put it in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch.

I think this screenshot from the video says it all in my response…

So this week on We Try Wednesday, Keely and Itaste-test Alive Ancient Mushroom Elixir cola … and it was … um … yeah, well, I guess some people might like it.

#WeTryWednesday

https://youtu.be/4STlAfZqkTg

So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn't the best response. Who knew?

You can’t set a Hallmark movie in the South. Unexpected snow isn’t magical down here. It’s terrifying, shuts down everything for days, and leads to fights in the bread aisle at the grocery store.

Someone is feeling nice and peppy this morning. Someone is also on their second cup of coffee already. ☕️

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

So this showed up outside my office this morning. I wonder if they’ll let me give it a good home. I hate to see feral televisions living in the wild.

This is the same person who doesn't understand why I watch Twitch streamers yet never misses a football game on television, plays Fantasy Football, and has several betting apps on his phone.

One of my co-workers, who is *really* into golf, honestly asked me why I ever spent money on computer games.

This is the same guy who just spent his Thanksgiving vacation flying to Southern California for a four-day golf trip.

(shaking my head)

Here's how I feel about holiday shopping:

How much of your holiday shopping have you done so far?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#Shopping

Riddle me this, Batman: Why does it say on CHILDREN'S Tylenol not to operate heavy machinery?

(bonus points if you recognize the song that inspired this poem) 🕷️ 😎

Laundry cat, laundry cat,
Sleeps wherever the laundry’s at.

Folded clothes is where she’ll doze,
With her tail next to her nose,

Look out! Here comes the laundry cat.

I'm not saying coffee is a necessity, but would anyone like to live in a world without it?

THE HORROR, THE HORROR! 🤬

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

No matter how old I am, when I’m eating a bag of Bugles, I will never be mature enough to not put them on my fingertips and make claws.