Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
It's Monday morning, before dawn. That means one thing and one thing only... it's coffee time.
Someone asked me if I had bought any candy for Halloween and I said no, I get all my candy from strangers.
To me, it makes sense to move trick-or-treating to Saturday, but there are still people who observe religious practices on All Hallow's Eve, so I'm of mixed minds on this one...
Should Halloween be the last Saturday of October or keep it on the 31st?
I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses. You know who you are...
I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is going to be wrong.
I wear my hair back in a ponytail about 98% of the time, so it often surprises people (especially co-workers) when they see it down and see how long it really is. 😎
It’s a hair down Friday! Let’s the flowing locks fly free!
“Wow, that is a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs,” said no one ever.
People like to send me weird photos that defy explanation. Here's the latest "What the...?"
A new study found listening to songs you love can work as a pretty good pain reliever. Which means I not just a DJ, but I am actually good for you. 😎
Gary Poole
boosted
Same reminder anytime something bad and well-covered in the news happens.
Bad people take advantage of good people during bad times.
Before donating money to a cause, verify it's authenticity.
And just as a reminder (and some shameless self-promotion), if you like a mix of rock, pop, and R&B HITS from the '70s-'90's, my morning show streams online at https://big1069.com/player/
Me: Is it weird that I…
Co-worker: Yes.
Me: You didn’t let me finish.
Co-worker: Everything you do is weird.
Is it coffee time yet? (looks blurrily at the clock) Yep, it's coffee time.
Narrator: "It's always time for coffee."
Apparently saying, "No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian" when someone hands you their baby is wrong. Some people have no sense of humor...
And I have to ask: has anyone ever had Horehound sanded drops? And if so, WHY? WHY would anyone think this was a good flavor for candy? 🤢
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022