I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, "I'd so tap that."

I'm up. I'm in my office. I have coffee. The jury is still out on whether I am awake of not, though...

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

I think that’s my cat… but it may be a fluffy alien. Not really sure.

#catsofcoso

Found out this morning that someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick. Honestly...how low can you go?

@Susandoyle

I just Googled Boeing, and my computer crashed.

Had go in the office today for the first time in two weeks for a meeting.

Can you sense my joy of being in the meeting?

Every time I hear Kenny G playing at CVS it's non-consensual sax.

Every time I hear Kenny G playing at CVS it's non-consensual sax.

One thing about being a traffic reporter: the more bored you are, the better traffic is.

Sadly, chocolate doesn't count as a vegetable, so I guess I'll have to go with broccoli considering I buy a bagful every week it seems.

In celebration of National Spinach Day, the Question of the Day is: What is your favorite vegetable?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#NationalSpinachDay

Turns out the five second rule doesn't apply to a bowl full of breakfast cereal…

@0x56 Tolkien said he wrote it all as one book, so it counts.

It may not be the healthiest breakfast, but there's just something about a donut and a cup of hot coffee that hits the spot.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Always good advice.

Want a little office entertainment? Unplug the copier and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Then just sit back and watch the magic unfold.

Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not as funny when you are the only one in the house who drinks soda.

I've always loved these. Don't really know why, but I could eat them by the bagful.

Question of the Day: What is your favorite Easter candy?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#EasterCandy