Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
@LnzyHou Interestingly enough, I'm also not wearing a bra. 😜
Debating whether or not to put on pants today...
@CinnamonGirlE wait... does this mean I'm a condo?
@MidnightRider Neil Peart always had a great way with lyrics.
I’ve been giving this a lot of thought lately, and I’ve finally decided that I want to be buried in a spring-loaded casket filled with confetti, just so a future archaeologist can have a truly awesome day at work.
TIL it's a lot easier to focus on traffic reporting when I am not also hosting a morning show.
Though I do miss my morning show.
The morning traffic reporter in his natural environment…with the caffeinated elixir of life in hand. ☕
I remember when I left home to attend college my mother said, “Don’t forget to write.” And I thought, “Well, that’s unlikely. It’s a pretty basic skill, isn’t it?”
Fun fact: Lance may be an uncommon name nowadays, but back in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
@MidnightRider “I’m a rebel, Dotty, a loner.”
I would pick Brad Pitt, even though I look more like Weird Al. 😁
Today's random question: Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
@stueytheround Thanks for listening. I really enjoyed that show. Nature of the business, though: all good things must pass.
I'm beginning to think that I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my kitchen. I guess I'm a banana serial killer.
@stueytheround My morning show ended last week. The station was sold. I'm still working for the company, only in traffic and publishing.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022