@Florence Oh, they made you go to Vampire Club too?

Gracie hates Vampire Club. They never let her be the vampire.

#qed

Innocent people do not require pardons.

If "MacArthur Park" was actually about New York.

Long Island Cat Missing for 10 Years to Be Reunited with Owners: 'What a Christmas Present'❤️ 🐈

#Cats #CoSoCats

https://people.com/pets/long-island-cat-missing-for-10-years-to-be-reunited-with-owners/

Just to try Elon's sutff here for a moment... (and to prove his polls are entirely run by bots...)

Do you think Elon should step down as head of Twitter?

#Politics

Great news—Meadows being investigated in our state NC for voter fraud in 2020.

https://wlos.com/news/local/nc-sbi-to-investigate-claims-that-former-congressman-mark-meadows-committed-voter-fraud-in-2020-election-macon-county-mobile-home

@Florence @KodoAndSangha

Someone I'd been following here, and interacting with fine, decided to get their feathers ruffled at me over literally nothing. I was actually speaking with someone else - not even the one who got pissy. It was so weird. Like they just wanted to start shit and I just happened to be available. I unfollowed, muted, and that was that.

@Florence @Jester No need to get offended or anything....I have been trying it here. I actually like CS. I don't really give a crap about big names or whatever and I can't imagine anyone gives a damn what I have to say. Still it would be nice to be able to tell Ben Shapiro to go fuck himself over a common pipeline once Twitter crashes and burns.

or if Tom Savini ends up on Mastodon it would be nice to be able to tell him happy birthday without having to be on Mastodon.

18 U.S. Code § 2383 - Rebellion or insurrection

Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

@Cmnslivn

It pisses me off. This was a bipartisan committee. Why would anyone refuse to listen to their findings?

Now #GQP announced they are investigating the #J6committee starting 1/6/23.

Massive waste of money/time.

#politics

In fact, its been 19 hours since his last tweet,.......

must be constipated

Christmas came early today 😈🎄😈
#politics #January6thCommission #Trump

We come once again to that most terrifying time of year... Christmas. Our accumulated naughtiness by unseen masses (of elves) is snitched out. Our homes are broken into by an immortal thief tracking soot across our clean carpets and making off with our baked goods and milk. Ramming assorted unhealthy food stuffs and tchotchkes into our socks and nailing them to our mantles in some unclear threat to our safety. Woe... woe is us. Who shall stop this tyranny!

@KodoAndSangha

I know when I first came here from 🐦 I was super reactionary and always assuming a comment from a stranger was going to be negative. Took a bit to unlearn that reaction.