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@Notokay @Florence @Jezibaba Then I guess you have to throw young Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in now, don't fictional vampires count as dead?

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@Florence @BillieBun Sail on over. Five breakfasts seems totally reasonable. No one leaves hungry. Sads are to be avoided at all times.

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@Florence @Jezibaba @MidnightRider I might need some parameters here. Are fictional characters allowed on the field, namely Virginia Woolf's Orlando as played by Tilde Swinton in Sally Potter's film? And does the fact that Orlando switches genders disqualify them?

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@Florence Easily visible was the newest term I saw.

😂

Easily adorable too!

Wow, thank you to someone who just tooted that the 'light mode' was merely a preference click away! This is superb. I know I'm always going on about visual impairment (sorry) but this is so much easier!

It's under 'preferences' on your profile, just switch from dark mode to light mode.

Wow! Thank you. xx

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@Florence I remember this. I also remember that this album came out in 1990 when this sentiment was not expressed often. Good for TMBG

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@Florence @BillieBun That's fair. Maybe you could bring her on your boat and both come by for tea (third breakfast). I could probably rustle up some fresh baked scones and tea if she doesn't want tilapia.

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@Florence @BillieBun I have turkey. I have lox. I will make fresh tilapia, nice and warm and smelly. Nom, nom.

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@Florence @BillieBun Sail on in. Your mama will regret her life of idleness once your absence makes her existence empty and sad.

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@Florence @BillieBun ❤️ I live in a port city. I will happily welcome you and feed you to get your strength up! Plus all the scritches and lap time you could want. Just sayin Mama should be on notice.

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@Florence @BillieBun The sheer fortitude required to drag one's starving, bony carcass to its final resting place, alas. The hooman will cry tears of guilt. 😂

This, spoken by is true genius. It's as though the Gogol story has come alive. It's disturbing...

Diary of a Madman
ByGogol
Spoken by Kennth Williams

youtu.be/W6-xtJX5aJ8

I used to post this a lot over on the bird, it was better for my mental health to post the song, rather than get banned for expletives...

Your Racist Friend
They Might Be Giants

youtu.be/JFGQdvYIJ0M

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REPORT: TRUMP HAS TOLD REPUBLICANS TO ENDORSE HIM “ASAP” OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
It sounds like something a mob boss would say, or Putin

vanityfair.com/news/2022/11/do

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R.I.P. to the beautiful Irene Cara. We'll always remember your name. youtube.com/watch?v=o2jh7N7Fld

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