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The pumpkin I tossed into my garden last November has become a green monster, crowding out my toms, asparagus, and russet potatoes...

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@Maude Another reason scissors are not allowed on planes...😂

@Susandoyle "Three words meaning small....or very large." Depending, as Obi Wan might say, "on your point of view."

@NorthernInvader If they bought the company back, perhaps they could design a better truck.

@Bix or this, maybe: There was a Tesla truck in Nantucket,
A lemon so fugly who’d suck it?
The driver tried forward and backwards to move and
When stuck he exclaimed “ah, just fuckit!”

@thedisasterautist I stand corrected. Just couldn't get past the similarities of hair and skin color, aside from the face shape.

@Susandoyle They don't make 'em like this anymore, and I still have and use one from the 80s.

Letters from an American - HCR's comments on the economy and specific economic programs is only part of this excellent read, but I want to give a particular shoutout to this point: social programs are a genuinely great investment in Americans and the positive economic gains are proving this, and have proved it since FDR. open.substack.com/pub/heatherc

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