So i just slipped and fell all the way down to the bottom of the basement stairs. I slipped on an upper step which means that I landed *hard* on every single step. I hit my back, my hip, my elbow, my wrist, and I did something to my knee while lying at the bottom of the steps, trying not to pass out. Guess my leg was twisted at a funny angle while I lay there. At least I didn't hit my head.

The fucked up thing was it felt like slow motion while it happened, even tho i couldn't stop falling, I felt every step, ouch, ouch, how many fucking steps are there? The answer is 13, btw, and I hit almost all of them. That was an hour ago and it still hurts. Thankfully, my wife and son were home and they both helped a lot. But fucking OW!