Trigger Warning. ⚠️
My Humor can be crude, morbid, and cynical. Proceed at your own Discretion.

@Sinclair4500
HA! Bring it on. 😁

@Jeber ok you asked for it.

@Sinclair4500 @Jeber Heh. I started a group on a platform I was on called "I hope my mortician is a necrophiliac" so am pretty sure I can take whatever you can dish. Funny thing about that group was how many morticians joined it, there are definitely a *lot* of morticians with über dark senses of humor (and possibly more necrophiliacs in their midst than I care to think about)!

@Embers @Sinclair4500
A drunk once stumbled across a horrific auto accident. He mentioned to a cop at the scene that the one car looked like his buddy's. The cop asked if he'd be willing to identify the body and the drunk said he would. The cop warned him that the man had been decapitated in the accident as he held up the head by the hair. The drunk stared for a moment then said, "I think he was a little taller than that."

@Jeber @Embers 🤣🤣💀