The way things are going, Heaven is going to demand two-factor authentication.

How dare thee question my use of Old English?!
Methinks you are a tad wōd.

I try to get to sleep by counting sheep jumping over a fence, but the third or fourth one always gets caught up in the barbed wire, and then a cyclops and trolls show up, and shit gets real.

When the editor says you have too many sticky sentences, but the book is entitled, History of Glue...

Please induce a heart attack and buy one of Edge O. Erin's books. Thanks.
Signed, Edge's EKG
[need a reason to live]

Who do you like the least?

Check it out ;)

What will be Biden's most lingering legacy?

Good afternoon

Biodiversity is life.

For a laugh, check out tsartrumpsdepends on BlueSky

Canada concurs

Self-explanatory.
Sadness.
Shit.

This Canadian agrees

Sorry, my hope is gone. I don't know what could revive it, but that I don't really care tells me that my hope is gone.

R.I.P. Hope.
You had a good run and inspired many. 👏

Now, we're fucked.

We killed Mother Nature.... yay..

I tried to twerk.
:(
The bottom fell out.

I'm no prophet, but I penned Terraform Charlie 20 years ago, and shit is getting real.

There are dates, both sublime and divine.
A first love, a marriage... a new mind.
There are also dates that are cursed.
November 5th being amongst the worst.

[no offense to those born on this day; you're the exception to the rule]