Mother Nature
Took it up the ass
Just so a person
Will pay less for gas

I hope and pray your daughters live in a state that will be protect them and allow them a voice

Since I'm working on book 2 of a trilogy, you might want to start reading Way of the Hatchet ;)

Good afternoon

Posted on Instagram:

I've officially upped my cursing quota 200-percent.

Many of the things I wrote in Terraform Charlie (which I had largely completed 20 years ago) are now coming true.
Especially the worst ones...

Sadly, Canada now needs to significantly increase its self defense capabilities.

As someone posted on X:
"Canada just became a lot closer to Poland circa 1939.

This is not hyperbole."

The Sentients couldn't say how long Gaia held on after suffering the mortal wound, but they were able to establish that it occurred on November 5, 2024.

I canceled my blue check on Elon's hate site. I am maintaining my profile so I can update my primary tweet. I believe we will see more people migrating over from Vomitville.

The Sentients on other planets don't know precisely how long the Earth held on, but they did establish it suffered a fatal blow on November 5, 2024.

Canada and Europe REALLY NEED to work together now.

... to augment, Beyoncé's, "Freedom."

R.I.P. Aretha Franklin

For some reason, I'm thinking of Aretha Franklin and "R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

Perhaps, it's because that's what American women most need.

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

Sometimes, being blue, is awesome.
Harris 2024.

Can you smell, what the Rock, is cooking?!
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It's called a Harris Landslide with a side of Cries.

I now understand all the fuss about calving glaciers. Nobody ever gets there in time to rescue the little ones :(

What type of laundry soap does Elon use?
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AparTide

Should you still be on Twitter, perhaps we can get #DeepPocketsPinocchio (in "honour" of Elon) trending?