Honestly, I cannot wait to shit post Elon after the election results don't go his way.

Let's rename the days of the week after animals.
Saturday > Caturday 🐈‍⬛
Sunday > Sunfishday 🐠
Monday > Monkeyday 🐒
Tuesday > Turkeyday 🦃
Wednesday > Whaleday🐳
Thursday > Thrushday 🐦
Friday > Frogday🐸

I really, really want Elon Musk to realize his dream of going to Mars.
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Is tomorrow good?

There are no shithole countries, there are only shithole people.

Things are so discouraging these days. I can't even get people to advertise their book for free on a website I designed and pay for to help other Indie authors. I am gobsmacked, but I'm too stubborn and stupid to give up.

Good morning, Coso.
Do you have some good news for us all today?

Believe like you are winning.
Vote like you are losing.

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A vibrant Earth LOVES a blue landslide.
💚🌎 Mother Nature is on the ballot.

Who had a Presidential candidate pretending to give a microphone a blowjob on their Bingo card?

In the Emoji Wars of 2024, the blue heart vanquished hate.
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Everybody needs a dose of self-esteem, birds to visit their feeder, and a friend that's a Minion.

When you go to vote, please give a thought to Mother Nature. Thank you.

Good morning!
Please enjoy your day, naturally.

Prediction:
Harris, in a landslide.
Roll-out of Big Lie 2.0.
Myriad of BS court cases.
Elon Musk😢then flip-flops.
Kamala Harris leads America fwd.

Few know that if Dwarf Lord Visine had not died in a tragic smelting accident, Sauron would've changed his ways and become an ophthalmologist.
Shit happens.

If there is something I've learned it's that you can't tell someone to not be a racist. They have to figure it out for themselves and one can only hope they don't indoctrinate fertile young minds in the interim with their ignorant rhetoric.
If I overcame racism, so can others.

Actually, Elon Musk is okay. He's like Sauron without the eye, but with Wormtongue gravitas.

With all the issues humanity faces that one could call "existential threats," some, like Elon Musk, are focused on the "woke virus mind." Are you f'n kidding me?
How did we get to this place?
Maybe Elon and his Antiwokites could establish a colony on Mars, or the rings around Uranus.