Unfortunately, my Pogo Stick and Jack-in-the-Box business is bankrupt. I just didn't have enough up-and-down days.

Since the Boston Marathon is in the news, it's a good time to remind you that while life is more like a marathon than a sprint, sometimes you do need to book it!

What a day...
I mean, WHAT A DAY! I just discovered my vehicle was built by scientologists!
Got to 70mph, hit Cruise Control and a voice from nowhere - and everywhere - said "That is Mission Impossible!"

Intelligence is sexy as fuck.

You like dark fiction, with hints of paranormal or supernatural, but you also like thrillers, suspense, and sci-fi.
Fortunately, someone [wink, wink] writes multi-genre books that will appeal to your eclectic tastes.

Do you enjoy books that incorporate mythological elements or are you boring? ;)
https://www.amazon.com/Odins-Tillit-Edge-Erin-ebook/dp/B0BGQNMWFD/ref=sr_1_1

Ruthless.
Seductive.
Relentless.
Hubris.
Power Goddess.

All words that describe Mariot in TERRAFORM CHARLIE.

Get spaced out!
https://www.amazon.com/Terraform-Charlie-Edge-Erin-ebook/dp/B0BN6P74G1

Become a Jedi and destroy a Death Star by targeting an exhaust port? Pfft, try successfully marketing an Indie book!

Now Stonehenge makes sense!
Read something monumental.

“Damned if I do, damned if I don’t, so best get on with it,” Ren voiced, to no one and the universe. She put on her rune necklace, and headed down the trail. Ren had a client to make disappear.

Descendant of a Mennonite.
Orphan.
Tugboat captain.
Fruit grower.
Lives in a ghost town.
Cleaner for a cocaine kingpin.
Let's just say, Ren is "complicated."

There stood his father, Dagr Evigsen, or, given the partially translucent form and black aura, the draugr of the man.
To his astonishment and horror, the revenant fragmented as if the fabric of its being was being torn apart. Overcoming his shock, Fox brushed by one tendril of immortality and raced to the cabin.

Old surveyors never die, they just get the lay of the land.

Did God work with a grand design or "merely" apply intellect to task? And what about "Lord" Chaos?
It may also be said Humanity is the end result of hopeful monsters.
One thing is for sure, reluctant Demiurge, Charlie Kehler, will see life inhabits our second home, Nova Terra.

Odin's Tillit is the Breaking Bad of The Dark Tower of The X-Files of Cape Fear...on cocaine...
https://www.amazon.com/Odins-Tillit-Edge-Erin-ebook/dp/B0BGQNMWFD/ref=sr_1_1

Once in a blue moon, you need to go off planet, way, WAY off planet.
Nova Terra is Charlie's project, and humankind's last hope.
"5.0 out of 5 stars: Literally feels like I stepped into an epic dream, that will linger forever."

Not all "Cleaners" and tugboat captains are created equal.
Ren looks to escape from a corrupt sheriff that is pulling her strings and the possessed tugboat that is twisting her soul.