As I, without a plan, inspirationally penned a book about jeans, trousers, and slacks worn in the 1970s, it dawned on me that I was a genuine pantser.

Targeted Americans when they realize that the underground railroad of yesteryear can now be accomplished easier to Canada by car or plane.

No, an authoritarian isn't an author who works as a librarian.

@LnzyHou True

I just posted on X:
After the inauguration, I will be maintaining my account here as a placeholder only and fully move over to other platforms (@ edgeoerin on BlueSky and CounterSocial).
Elmo's X can become Truth Social 2.0.

@singlemaltgirl Exactly. Gretzky's been an asshole for a long time. Biggest endorser of Sports Betting there is. Fuck him 99 ways to sideways.

Wayne Gretzky is Canadian asshole, ahem, I mean, icon.

@Idissent @gshevlin @th3j35t3r Yes. They also collect your info. I got out of there in a hurry.

@gshevlin @th3j35t3r Yes, Threads is terrible. So much porn that they should call it Threadbare.

@Horrrflmlvr Regardless, Slava ukraini

Disheveled, dirty, stinky, some drooling with their hands down their pants. The bitcoin was on the floor.
It was then I realized I had inadvertently wanted into a creeptocurrency conference.

@NorthernInvader Nice :)

@Tacitus_Kilgore Nice!

Tony Hinchcliffe and two of his best friends go into a bar and order some drinks.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Guys, I'm going to have to ask you to remove your pointy white hats so I know who is having what. Plus, it saves me from having to cut a straw hole out for y'all, and I'm fresh out of straws."

They were all like peas in a pod until legume split.

The male tractor knew the female tractor was breaking up with him when he got the John Deere letter.

A wet spaghetti noodle has more push back.

CNN has become the eunuch of legacy media and Jake Tapper is their poster boy.

@JolieSaboteuse Yep. It's the Cult of Personality meets Dumb and Dumber.

@Helena_Handbasket Just wait until I tell you about my tennis elbow!