It's Friday the Thirteenth, and Jason has decided to ditch the machete and get a real job as a __________.
@misslovelymess lol...he specializes in crew cuts
@EdgeOErin I was originally going to say butcher, but that’s too obvious. He enrolls in anger management and decides hair stylist is much more in alignment with his inner child.
@EdgeOErin bonsai gardener
@NorCalCherylLyn Ha ha, good one!
House Speaker?
@EdgeOErin Hedge fund manager.
@AskTheDevil 😂 Excellent! Slashing staff, capitalizing on profits.
@EdgeOErin Fashion designer. Slashed denim a speciality.
@stueytheround Bloody rights! ;)
@EdgeOErin cat groomer....karma baby
@EdgeOErin Speaker of the House
@EdgeOErin IRS agent so he can REALLY terrorize people
@EdgeOErin hair stylist.