Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🥰💖🎁😘

Daisy wants to wish you all a Merry Christmas, and remind you to send her all your leftovers. 🤭

I hope you all stuff yourself silly, no matter if or what you celebrate. 🥰💜💖

Well how do you start a ☃️? 🥰🥰

Well that's the dog's Christmas present sorted. 🤭🤭

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Critical Cupcake 🌈 ♿ ⚛️
Why is there an Angel on top of the Christmas tree?

A long time ago Santa was having a really bad day and totally stressed out.

Then the Angel came in and asked “Hey Santa, where should I stick this tree?”

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Santa is nearby...

We can sense his presents

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A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
A police officer stops him and says that he can't just drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says,

"Hey! I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why do Adam and Eve use Android?

Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.

Dear Satan,

For Christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia.

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What is Daisy thinking?

“Talk to the fin”.

Photograph by Jennifer Hadley

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Things most non-Brits don't know...

All British fire engines are equipped with genuine Scottish pipers.

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