Wow! 13h ago. He's a real catch, y'all. Hire now before he's gone!

So, LinkedIn is basically people acting out badly or presenting public statements of their willingness to carve the company logo into their mother's face for a promotion.

This guy is in the first category. And open to work! But he explains why he was a poor fit at his last job.

Jeebus, these people.

Some people called the PowerPoint slide precursors transparencies, but they are really foils. From the French feuille. And those suckers got HOT.

Let's not be fooled by Politico either.

"I'm a big boy!"

#Elon

Holy shit. I don't even know where to start with the internal conflicts homefry must be battling! I am reasonably sure he has never know the touch of a woman, though. 😱

Too many weather apps showing this. Calling it solid.

(That's Celsius, folks - another detail sadly not borne out by time.)

Obviously, this is a multi-day event as Dax, Sisko, and Bashir navigate Earth 2024.

Where the computers look like this:

I once had a gig in Appleton. As usual, I asked about things to do when I got to the hotel. The first recommendation was Applebees, which should have been a warning that they didn't mention the Houdini Museum.

So I tried a different question, "What do folks around here do on the weekend?"

Literal answer - "Binge drink. We're known for it." 🍻

🤣

Almost slipped by. It's Bell Riots Day.

#StarTrek

Plan ahead - these get hard to find. Also, this is true. I recommend the good ones that are dishwasher safe and have a storage case.

#Pumpkin #Halloween #BestHoliday

I don't actually think this is the case, but it does have some merit as an idea. Probably more reading, drinking wine, and voting, tho. 🤣

These folks are cratering mentally, y'all.

Elections have consequences. Also, check your deli meats. 🤮

🤭

When you go home early, you miss them coming out in favor of forcing government and private companies to pay for free IVF for all and against abortion bans.

What a day.

#Politics #CoSoPolitics

Trump campaign: We love our military!

Also Trump campaign:

#Politics #CoSoPolitics

Ah, there it is. And picking up steam. A true oldie.

Last time I heard this, I was a kid, but I figured it would surface sometime with all the IVF kerfluffle.

"Catholics aren't Christians."

Tang and Loveseat are saying no US soldiers died on his watch.