Woke up middle of the night to voices downstairs IN THE HOUSE! Was about to call 911 & remembered I have smart lights. Turned all lights downstairs on. Voices didn't pause, run out of the house, nothing.

WTF?

Went downstairs to discover the Echo device in the kitchen playing some streaming TV show for no reason.

When the adrenaline rush subsides I'm doing an Office Space and destroying the damned thing with a sledgehammer in the back yard.