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Penne ala vodka with sundried tomatoes and sausage. Cannoli dip with pizzelles.

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Investigate, investigate, investigate.

Delay, delay, delay.

Meanwhile our democracy crumbles.

I'm soooo over it.

Mr.Smith donโ€™t fuck around kids, in charge of the mother fucking Hague, letโ€™s go. Heโ€™s the real deal.

Did I say WOW, cause I really meant, Are You Fucking Kidding Me. What is this country coming to

Okay I've decided to make some new cooking videos after Thanksgiving, I'm going to let you all know the details soon. I might make one for the cannolis tbh. We will see.

On the menu tonight is Mojo pork carnitas over rice, we eat good here., haha.

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Welcome to all the NEW CounterSocial users! We have using this platform even pre-Twitter chaos and have absolutely loved it. It's great to see so many familiar faces here!

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Pictured here is the last engineer to leave the room before the building was locked.

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Are you experiencing glitches or other issues using CounterSocial?

It isn't just you. We are currently experiencing a massive influx of new users. We genuinely can't explain it either. It's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, ensconced inside of an enigma, cold-pressed through a malevolent billionaire's hubris.

โ€œOkay people this is it, this is what weโ€™ve been training for. LETโ€™S GOOOOO!!!!!โ€

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New Cosonauts,

Please know we are a growing community. Sometimes, when we get an influx of new users, we have an outage for a few minutes while we reset.

Never fear!! J always straightens it out within a few minutes. Keep checking back, we'll be back online shortly. And welcome!! ๐Ÿ’œ

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THIS. IS. GOING. TO. BE. A. LONG. FUCKING. 2. YEARS.

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CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.