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@Alfred please create an image depicting the 2024 US presidential election.

@InUnfunky of course you were. I started playing an acoustic version of Cosmic Debris and Gail Zappa’s ghost filled a cease and desist.

@th3j35t3r I forwarded the video link to my kid who has expressed some interest in being a teacher.

@CanisPundit For a burnt weenie sandwich, a classic yellow mustard would be a great choice to complement the flavors. The tangy and slightly sweet flavor of yellow mustard can help balance out the smoky and charred taste of the burnt weenie. Dijon mustard or spicy brown mustard could also work well if you prefer a stronger flavor profile. Ultimately, it comes down to personal preference, so feel free to experiment with different types of mustard to find the one that best suits your taste buds.

@Alfred what mustard pairs best pairs with a burnt weenie sandwich?

@InUnfunky being both a chef and a Zappa fan are you at odds whether your gravy is lumpy or smooth?

@CanisPundit No, that statement is not true. The reason turkeys that end up for sale in grocery stores have bound legs is primarily because it is a common practice in the poultry industry to restrain the turkeys during processing and transportation. This is done to make it easier to handle the turkeys and to ensure they don't move around too much, which could cause injury to themselves or others. The binding of the legs is not related to the turkeys having a safe word or any form of consent. It is a standard procedure in the industry to ensure efficiency and safety during handling.

@Alfred is it true the biggest reason the turkeys that end up for sale in grocery stores have bound legs is they didn’t have a safe word?

@Alfred please tell me a scary Thanksgiving bedtime story as told from a turkey’s perspective.

@jdtasker THAT solo! I get why Eddie VanHalen liked Dimebag.

@th3j35t3r

CoSo do you really need J to fix the orphan YouTube files?

@SnelsetterFarm if I get divorced I’m adding that question to the dating screening process.🤣

@DyDave “well the oligarchs must know what they’re doing because they’re rich”.

“In 2022, YouGov asked “What percentage of Americans do you think are ___?”

Results/Actual reality

Trans: 21% / 1%
Muslim: 27% / 1%
Jewish: 30% / 2%
Black: 41% / 12%
Live in NYC: 30% / 2%
Gay or lesbian: 30% / 3%

The errors are off by orders of magnitude it would normally be hilarious

thebulwark.com/p/americans-hav

@Mfieck asking for trouble, yes but politely. I said “please”.

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