Canis Pundit
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”
~Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1971)
@th3j35t3r it might be a Counter Social ad slogan.
Breaking: McDonalds announced they’ve contained the source of the recent E. coli outbreak. The container:
Maître d': "Ah, good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?"
Mr. Creosote: "Better."
Maître d': "Better?"
Mr. Creosote: "Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."
Identify who is under the mask and win fabulous* prizes.
*Fabulous is a relative term
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government....”
Just Released: A last minute appeal from the Harris campaign to would be Trump voters.
And the Animal House character who said it went on to become a Senator.
Status: Does afternoon dive into news updates and rehashes. Shakes head with disapproval and moans.
