In which you learn there is a town in Kentucky named Monkeys Eyebrow:

While Angry Chair might be a better fit most days, today’s Alice In Chains dedication for Trump is Man In The Box:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=naoSdrzqh-M&pp=ygUTTWFuIGluIHRoZSBib3ggbGl2ZQ%3D%3D

How do you tell squirrels, maybe some people, there’s a distinction between “all you can eat” and “all you should eat”?

“I only have eyes for you”

frost free sillcock. Installing a new one today. Squeezing myself between wall and water heater to do it. Lube would help.

Hello CoSo, you wanted a squirrel and you’ve got one!

From the Daily Show, Pelosi applauds Biden “like the the iceberg waving to the Titanic”.

The RNC and the Trump campaign have drafted a joint post-loss message to their funders:

Trump might stage an assassination attempt prior to selling his shares next month.

You know those Science Fiction stories in which absolutely absurd things happen as device to separate your present day reality from the future fiction? We now live in the future:

I’m not going to Chicago to protest the protesters, but I drafted a sign just in case:

This is not a paid promotion from your favorite canine social media influencer, just an unbiased opinion. I used Windex’s outdoor cleaner (connects to a garden hose) yesterday. The stuff really worked well. I didn’t need to remove screens or climb a ladder. And it didn’t mess up the house paint.

In a show of solidarity with the Fisting community Trump releases a new t-shirt:

Early results in squirrel antigravity experiments show promise.

@Minholkin

And now for something completely different …

RFK Jr. in recent polling: https://www.axios.com/2024/08/15/rfk-jr-kamala-harris-cabinet-endorsement

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A wet squirrel never flies at night!

And that’s a wrap for me. Nice dreams.

Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VJW67QN24SA