Report: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says he left a dead bear in Central Park as a prank
He didn’t kill it, but found it freshly killed in a hit and run. So he picked it up because you know free meat. He later realized he couldn’t get it home to refrigerate so he staged a bike on bear murder scene.
Oh, and in other news he’s running for president and some people take him seriously.
https://apnews.com/article/robert-kennedy-rfk-bear-cub-central-park-f7e6cba9aa19dc2066a8d9c543974a97
@Keysalagain @CanisPundit Not just that it's free meat, but free bear meat. You could pay for bear meat and still have a very reasonable expectation of parasites, but free bear meat that's not been refrigerated? Sounds about as safe as trying crack.
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Gives me a Gas Station Sushi vibe.
@Keysalagain @CanisPundit if the gas station turns the temperature of the hot dog roller down to 98F and that's where they keep the sushi for hours before selling it.
Mental institutions must take these people back.
It seems this Kennedy is the one who needs lobotomy...
@YouInMyEye there was a brief window in which RFK Jr. seemed like he had gotten his shit together. The window slammed shut. Like I said, “seemed” and “brief”. The bear incident took place when he was about 60 years old.
When he was young and stupid? 🙄
I hope he siphons off TFG’s votes. Cause I’m telling you, educated folks are not voting for this guy.
@evamarie if not for the historical record I’d swear RFK Jr. is Sasha Baron Cohen or a deep cover Andy Kaufman punking us.
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Behind the Bastards just did multiple episodes about him. The bear story tracks. He’s sick in the head, and not just from the worm.
@CanisPundit While I am not entirely writing them off, a lot of those people would have been unhelpful regardless of who filled that niche. Possibly worth trying to reach them, but if a spoiler hadn't emerged naturally (if that is what happened), someone would have created one, and they would have claimed to be planning to vote for them. Some of them would have followed through, many would not have bothered. Giving RFK2 any thought beyond staying away seems pointless to me.
@00pi agreed. Lots of different motives below the surface, but common themes int their vote is too precious to be cast, symbolic protest, or faux intellectual in the face of very clear Democratic/Republican matchups.
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Free meat...
Ya wanna get brain worms? That's how ya get brain worms.