#Politics From #CNN: Rep. Gym Jordan (R-OH) says he's running for House speaker.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/04/politics/next-house-speaker-republicans-jim-jordan/index.html
I don't just want him to lose. I want him to lose by a landslide and I want the camera trained on his face as the votes pile up and I want him to be obviously fighting to hold back the tears and I want the rest of the House to point and laugh as he leaves the room and I want him to get a flat tire and a speeding ticket on the way home and I want poison ivy to be growing out of the cracks in his driveway when he gets there.
@BrazenlyLiberal @WordsmithFL
I suggest a minor modification: could you please add an additional wish involving brain eating parasitic worms which enter through one’s eye?
Yes! Absolutely!
I do feel sorry for those worms, tho. Poor little wigglers are going to starve to death in there.
@BrazenlyLiberal @WordsmithFL And when he walks in the door, his wife is on the couch having sex with his optometrist and his speechwriter and they all tell him "You see nothing and you're saying nothing --you know how to do that!"
@WordsmithFL
Other than that, I wish him only the best.