Was supposed to go to a concert tonight, but allergy attack. Bruiseberry vodka soda at home indoors instead.

I’m still looking for Steve sightings… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE

“Who is John Galt?”
I just hope the dragons appear…

Carolina seems weak on penalty kills. #CoSoPuck

Kinda psyched for a game 7! #GoLeafs

OMG Isabelle Brourman is a national treasure!

It occurs to me that “I have room on my dance card” is something I’ve only ever meant figuratively.

Watching Al Wags cover the Columbia Fol de Rol, it occurs to me that there is no weaker descriptor than “a number of”. Sure, “a number of” anarchists are in the building. Zero counts as “a number”.

Finally getting over my cold. They seem to run their course over the several nights it takes to watch the extended version of The Lord of the Rings. Wish I had thought to start watching on Friday; I’d be done by now.

Still sick. Sick of being sick. #BeDoneNow

Well that’s a bust. Thanks for trying, @Alfred

@Alfred would you draw a picture of a fish with bananas for scales?

@Alfred would you kindly generate a picture of a pangolin with bananas for scales?

I’m sick. Summer cold, allergies, something. Blah.

Thinking even TFG would have had the sense to pay Pecker to catch and kill the dog murdering story.

@Alfred Please write me a heartbreaking note of apology in the manner of a despondent boyfriend. To Susan.

Shout out to Lyft! My driver last night hit a pothole and it messed up his alignment (took him from lawful good to chaotic good) and he pulled over, called Lyft and they sent him a tow truck and me a new driver within about 10 minutes.

Made it home finally. 28 hours.

Back to the airport. Maybe get home today?

Didn’t make it home. Try again in 5 hours. G’night!