Wife just back from the store with TWO bags of potatoes. Sweet AND savory! #potato

You want to listen to this today:
https://youtu.be/5Co4YI_Vsmg
#potato

For another thread: #CoSoMusic
https://youtu.be/2c9EfRZXglg

Okay, I got a column set up for #USWNT and World Cup chatter. I hope to see some in the coming weeks.

@Alfred Is there any context at all where "popery" would be synonymous with "missile anus"?

The jokes you have to explain are always the best ones.

#politics
Get out of office and go buy a nice winery or something more in line with your values.

#politics
2) Publicly excoriate the SOCTUS decisions announced this week such as the affirmative action case, the cancellation of student loan debt case, and the "freedom to discriminate" case.

3) Resign from the US Senate

If you immediately take these three decisive actions I can assure you that the public will resume their fawning appreciation of your "fierce independent spirit" or whatever it is you're going for these days.

#politics
1) Return all contributions that Harlan Crow has made to your campaigns, and to you personally. This includes off the books contributions such as any Nazi memorabilia Mr. Crow may have given you, repayment for any vacations you may have taken with or without Clarence and Ginny Thomas, and any payments made directly to you in a quid pro quo for voting against popular Democratic legislation.

#politics
Fortunately I have put together a three point plan to help you rehabilitate your reputation after this shameful scandal:

My latest letter to Senator Sinema #politics
https://www.sinema.senate.gov/contact
Feel free to copy and use as you like:
Senator Oenologist:
Your silence on the execrable Supreme Court decisions this week speaks volumes. Must be because Harlan Crow, billionaire, Nazi memorabilia collector, and vacation provider to the most conservative SCOTUS member, is also a frequent on-the-books contributor to your campaigns. I don't have to tell you how bad this looks.

Coworkers talking about COVID and vaccines yesterday really shut me down. Well, I shut me down in response to their talking. Just more of that “the vaccine is as dangerous as the virus” stuff.
This AM it came to me why that bothered me so much. I know 5 people that died from the virus, and more that have long COVID. I’ve only heard of vaccine problems in friend of a friend situations. #YMMV

Well, my favorite 5-letter word game was unplayable due to ads overlapping the keyboard today. Not sure I’ll go back. Streak broken. #duotrigordle

Gate agent: I’m trying to accommodate a family with small children who can’t sit in an exit row. Would you like to move to the exit row?
Me: Sure
GA: It looks like you’re sitting in an aisle seat, so I’ll trade you an aisle for an aisle
Me: And a tooth for a tooth?
GA: What?

@CajunBlueAZ1 Just went Pro. How do I compose DMs?

Great PK stop by Matt Turner for #USMNT #soccer Hard to believe he got his start in athletics setting up between classes at a yoga studio.

https://youtu.be/YtZqNAI4pBk (Eugene is the Anglicized version of Yevgeny)

One of my elder paw kitties had to go in for emergency surgery today while I was out of town. I'm back now, and he's such a trooper: cone of shame, half shaved, massive scar... But he's eating a bit, and took antibiotics. Poor dude. :(

Pick one: