Ugh, major work related setback today. I’d really like the opportunity to be down and glum, but I’m in a place this week where it would be noticed. Bring on the next game, I guess.

Lyft driver wisdom for tonight, “You know all that Epstein sex island stuff was Mossad, right?”

#FlashbackFriday I remember deciding to call my father "Dad" instead of "Daddy" because that what Marine Boy did. https://youtu.be/9HqSkY4vtVY

Can it be the weekend yet?

Oh crap. I got raptured, about to lose cell coverage. Nice knowing you heathens.

People making light of religious dogma is extremely offensive! #sarcasm

As Bob Dylan sang:
“You’re gonna have to serve somebody,
You’re gonna have to serve somebody
You might be a home cooking cannibal
Or you might just work in a cannibal restaurant
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody…”

Well if anyone had concerns about the basic functioning of my circulatory system, I can report after slicing the fuck out of my fingertip that I can bleed exceptionally well.

@Alfred I’m launching a new beer brand. Can you propose a name for our Belgian style trippel, and compose a jingle suitable for radio play?

And don't get me started on scaling.

Why is it that every time the #NamelessEngineers give me jpgs to build models from they have different defaults or use different tools so that I have to rewrite my image analysis tool?

https://youtu.be/3beUd14BQNs

So if you were Hakeem Jeffries, and Mike Johnson came to you and asked for just enough Democratic votes to remain speaker, what would you ask for?

I made butter chicken for dinner. Yum!

Spring is springing!

Just out of the blue remember my daughter, when she was 6, asking why, if there is sea salt, there isn’t any sea pepper.

@Alfred If a guest in a hotel room called the front desk and said, “I’m ready to go to the airport”, what actions should the person manning the desk take?

Blah. Gonna have chicken nuggets in bed, read, sleep. Maybe I can be more productive tomorrow.