Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022
What happened to Lawrence?!
That’s Clawed Debussy and Coal Porter fighting.
Fried rice was awesome, but could have used two more eggs.
That was meant to be a response to @CajunBlueAZ1 but whatevs.
One time my dad called me "Cleon" as an insult. I looked it up, so the next time he called me that I responded that I was not offended to be compared to a military and political leader of Greece in the 5th century B.C.E.
Making chicken fried rice for the first time since my egg-hater kid moved out. With egg!
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Good video of one time Trump storm trooper, Jenna Ellis, crying before the court today, while admitting it was all The Big Lie.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/24/politics/jenna-ellis-fulton-county/index.html
One down, 7 to go.
Oh wow. Hot flash. Haven't had one of those in a while...
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THE JIM JORDAN JIM JORDAN INVESTIGATION
by Clay Jones
No matter what the Republicans do, they can't find anyone worse than Jim Gym Jordan, who is perhaps one of the most rancid vile disgusting lying troglodytes to ever slime through the halls of Congress.
https://claytoonz.com/2023/10/21/the-jim-jordan-jim-jordan-investigation/
#politics
How's that going? What's your role, exactly?
I know, I know, the headlines are otherwise dominated, there's no oxygen for mere functionality; why should you bother doing your job?
Well I won't bother expecting you to try, you're not that kind of narcissist. I'll just set up a monthly donation to Ruben, he's more of a quiet doer. Wish you were.
#politics
Say, are you aware that military promotions remain at a stand-still despite you having volunteered to negotiate some sort of middle ground with Senator Tuberville? Are you working to do something about the coming government shutdown? Surely you are working with your colleagues in Congress to ensure that Israel defense, Gaza aid, and Ukraine military funding get prioritized as President Biden has requested.
My weekly heartfelt note to Arizona's senior Senator:
https://www.sinema.senate.gov/contact/
Forgotten Senator:
Where have you been? You seem to have fallen entirely out of the news! Between House GOP dysfunction, TFG's never ending legal reversals, and Israel/Gaza, you seem to be beneath notice. Get used to it.
Jordan not seeking third vote:
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/19/us/politics/house-speaker-jim-jordan.html
In the interest of doing my part to reestablish normalcy on CoSo, I offer you:
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022