The Enemy Within
Just spending my elder years documenting my declining mental faculties. Love cooking, craft beer, snow, theater, and voting liberal. He/Him/Yo
Joined Oct 2022
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
I wonder if priests can bless something other than holy water? I just think holy guacamole should *mean* something
Banks' loans to Elmo to buy X are worthless. Who could have seen it coming, besides everyone?
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/business-economics/elon-musks-twitter-takeover-worst-buyout-for-banks-since-financial-crash-381513/
"I had the most embarrassing Freudian slip the other morning. I was having breakfast with my father, and I meant to say 'please pass the Post Toasties', but it came out as 'you miserable fuck, you ruined my life'."
Using Microsoft Word
*moves an image a mm to the left*
All texts and images shift. Four new pages appear. Paragraph breaks form a union. A swarm of commas buzzes at the window. In the distance, sirens
Everything Trump touches dies, Tar Heel edition: One day after giving a speech in Asheville, Harris lead grows in NC
https://www.wral.com/story/harris-leads-trump-in-new-poll-of-nc-in-drastic-reversal/21577353/
I know it’s just T-shirts. It’s just signs. But it was unnerving all the same to be among so many people so in thrall to the politics of white resentment that it’s seeped into something as casual and family-friendly as a county fair.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/soleilho/article/dispatches-from-trump-country-19654127.php
"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence."
- - Charles Bukowski
The barman looks up and says "Sorry, we don't serve hypothetical faster than light particles here"
A tachyon walks into a bar.
The Enemy Within
Just spending my elder years documenting my declining mental faculties. Love cooking, craft beer, snow, theater, and voting liberal. He/Him/Yo
Joined Oct 2022