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"This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

Uh oh

*frantically flipping though pages*

Uh oh. Uh oh. No no no no...."

Male birth control is free and it's called holding a fish in your profile photo

“Vance’s stump has got a nice Jeb Bush quality to it. And I mean that in the worst way possible. The lone, singular clap at the end is just…”
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/i-love-you-guys-jd-vance-bombs-hard-with-racist-mountain-dew-joke-during-first-stand-alone-rally/

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Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?

Following Kamala Harris’s announcement that she is running for president, users on Elon’s Musk X (formerly known as Twitter) found themselves banned from following the vice president’s political campaign account.

https://newrepublic.com/post/184097/trump-elon-musk-causing-kamala-harris-problems

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Dark Biden, waterboarding Clarence Thomas live on TV, grinning into the camera. "Did you know this isn't a crime? Clarence agrees with me. Don't you, Clarence?"

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“The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.” — Mark Twain

Today in Creepy Prescience. Great pair of books, BTW

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Piglet squid. I want one

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