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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I don't think I am." POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Malaclypse: “Everyone is hurting each other, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war.”

The Goddess answers: “What is the matter with that, if it’s what you want to do?”

Malaclypse: “But nobody wants it! Everybody hates it!”

Goddess: “Oh. Well, then stop.”

-- Principia Discordia

Dear algebra: Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y.

Weeknight newscast from the ABC O&O in New York, NY. Commercials are included. March 8th, 1978
youtube.com/watch?v=3d8Xc-3fh_

Since the FAA can't seem to regulate Boeing into compliance, now the DOJ is stepping in. Alaska Airlines spin: "It's normal for the DOJ to be conducting an investigation,"

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