A very good friend of mine had a photo of his elected for publication in The Seattle Times Pacific Northwest magazine. He's pretty good.
https://www.seattletimes.com/pacific-nw-magazine/a-perfectly-northwest-photo-so-delicious-you-can-almost-taste-it/

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"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
- John Rogers

Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained

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Shell Oil VP arrested for unauthorized drilling https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2023-10-08/head-of-exxons-shale-oil-business-faces-sexual-assault-charge-in-texas

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Puns are their own reword

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So now that the 5G signal has turned us all into zombies how has your life changed?

David Sedaris on undecided voters

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