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Stable Diffusion prompt: Trump in a Clown Suit. It'll haunt my dreams....

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A large group of humans is called a "Fuck That"

"Hi, I'm an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country I am not able to do anything to your computer. Please be so kind as to delete one of your files and then forward me to other users."

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This tweet is from the Majority Whip of the Michigan House of Representatives regarding the latest mass shooting:

The loonies Elon let back on Twitter are now quietly being banned once again.
https://futurism.com/the-byte/twitter-suspends-unsuspended-white-supremacists

“Social media data, esp. from Twitter, has long been an invaluable tool in the wake of natural disasters. But this time…data scientists & researchers [say] their work has been hampered by recent changes to Twitter’s API.” https://time.com/6254500/turkey-earthquake-twitter-musk-rescue/

"There's a now, a was, and a gonna be. Now is now, and after now is a was. And what comes after the was is a gonna be. It hasn't happened yet. It's gonna happen as soon as the now is over. But if you have a good now, you're bound to have a good was and a good gonna be." -- Sid Caesar

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Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It's one of the weird quirks of this language we've.