Get yourself someone who looks at you the way this musical centaur's face-butt looks at those raspberries.

I get it now.
When you said that follows don't matter here, it took me a while to understand. The firehose is where everyone "follows" each other.

I like it.
I'm going to stop chasing down new people, but if you want me in your count, I'll absolutely reciprocate.

Still hunting my flock, though. 💙

Black cats are magnetically attracted to white clothes, the adorable little bastards.

"A message to Tory voters this Thursday: Stay at home, Save lives, Protect the NHS" #Politics

The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message.

I'm looking forward to the inevitable tomato-based sketch on Saturday Night Live. 🍅

In a text message to Mark Meadows, Fox News host Sean Hannity referred the January 6th insurrectionists as "fucking lunatics".

A flower for you, CoSo.

Good morning. Be prepared.

'Night All. It's good to be back.

These are my social media support squad. Please send boops & treats.

I'm finding a few of my folks here.
Looking good. 😘

Hi, I'm new *waves awkwardly*
#TwitterExodus #Introduction