McCarthy: No paying for debts unless you cut stuff.

Biden: What do you want cut?

McCarthy: NO NO NO you need to cut stuff, I’m not going to tell you what we want.

Biden: Then no, no negotiations.

McCarthy: Ok fine, basically we’re going to default unless you let us screw literally everyone but rich people.

Biden: LOL NO not negotiating

McCarthy: OOOOOH LOOK AT THE DEMOCRATS WHO WONT COME TO THE TABLE

Malicious compliance.

Trans men with big bushy beards in all the women’s rooms.

Make them regret it.

Wait a minute here

You mean to tell me a right wing Christian gun nut who thinks women should be subservient and meek to their husbands treated his wife like shit…WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT?!

No way! Get the fuck out of here!

You’ve seen genitalia inspections for kids

Now get ready for

GENITAL INSPECTIONS TO USE A BATHROOM

Watching the Anheuser-Busch stock go UP and not DOWN is really all you need to underabout conservatives ideas of a boycott where they buy the products to destroy them.

You know the “Go woke, go broke” they constantly repeat like NPC’s wherein the companies they target never go broke?

https://media.tenor.com/dYLvyNRhV8sAAAAC/woody-harrelson-crying.gif

Yaaay we saved the pile of cells at the expense of the mother!

Oh no wait…the mother might die…

“No one watches fox for the news”

Lol this is the weirdest way to tell on yourself bud.

Tell me if you heard this one?

A conservative said some incredibly creepy things involving sex with a minor.

Checks out the whole left handed thing took off in 1900 due to....oh Idk something woke

Social media or something

Anyway nothing new, Sharpie just being a bigot this morning.

Paying for blue check mark on Twitter netted only 28 more accounts.

28

As in less than 30

Musk pulled in basically zero people with his cash making check mark policy

Not shocked

Call me dismissive if you like but I’m pretty sure the grandson didn’t try to kill a kid

And I’m also pretty sure the grandson is allowed to have opinions.

But I get why draino is upset about this because he’s in the club that wants to get rid of any kind of freedom.

I laughed

This is really getting out of hand…

Why my fake money not worth as much as real shiny metal!?

Great, now kids in Kentucky get to feel like they’re weird.

The GOP is now abusing Cis kids in their attempts to erase trans kids.

What is with conservatives constantly talking about children and intimate relationships?

It’s so god damn creepy…

“Child mairrage is necessary because…woke”

And that’s on top of all the new legislation that makes genital inspections mandatory…..

Call me crazy but I hope one day to have massive protests about the cost of medicine like we do racial injustices.

“Susan grab my face coverings, Jen just got charged $1000 for a miscarriage”