Dear online reactionaries….

Asking you to not support hate isn’t censorship, it’s a request.

And not watching the content you make while supporting said hate is also not censorship.

So in Florida to play sports you need to tell them when you’re having your period (Something that has zero impact on sports)

And

A physical where a doctor has to confirm you’re not trans.

Man…still waiting for those inflation fighting bills, wonder where the “Freedom” “Small gov” party went.

Y’all Qaeda coming out with the fascism again.

Gee whiz that will fix inflation and the cost of medical care!

Like Jesus Christ they will literally do anything to avoid having to help anyone.

Wow strange

Another mismanaged conservative company that was seemingly created to separate dumb people from their cash.

Wonder why this keeps happening? 🙄

This is found in the literal FIRST PAGE of the player handbook.

Hasbro is seriously going to kill DND because they think it will make them money.

And it wont, I don't patronage companies that mistreat their consumers.

It's why ill never buy an EA game again.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

Well fantastic question arrogant internet person.

Let me answer your question for you.

“You don’t…..”

*Sigh*

When you miss the point of the game

Huh…but I was told it was going to be woke SJW garbage.

Weird

Prominent online Trump personality that downplayed Covid….seemingly dies of Covid.

Have your Herman Cain award.

Here's a free handy guide you can pass around the web, because I know you're going to be talking with a lot of morons in the next couple weeks.

Feel free to use it against said morons.

(Handy guide about classified documents)

OH COME ON!

Republicans have controlled all sectors of Texas’s government for over 25 years, why aren’t these issues solved?

Every year it’s “ Vote for us and we can stop this issue”, 20+ years of it not being solved.

Why? Why keep voting for them?

OH MY GOD

No one asked, no one cares!

Why?

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps.

You wanted zero regulation now you want taxpayers to foot the bill?

Fuck you, channel your inner Hardy Boys.

“No one wants to work anymore!”

I have no clue what MSI is doing here

But I support the inclusion I suppose.

Oh ok….good, I’m glad…

Watching Avatar the way of water and realizing it’s the exact same movie as the first one.

Reviews online are all “Story was bad but LOOK AT THAT CGI!”

THATS IT I GIVE UP

I surrender to the reality that I will never be able to write comedy this damn good ever….

With his antics yesterday and then this

Nope

I’m out, reality wins.