@TomeReader this one took plate but didn't buzz off the VIN number 😂😂😂

Exactly!

Meanwhile on my property...the clown left a .45 clip and his driver's license in the console. Brought down fence, uprooted trees etc. until he lost all oil and antifreeze from straddling a boulder...#cosocrimes #clowngangsta

@th3j35t3r
If only...

@th3j35t3r Omg this will trigger a shitstorm on FB

rut roe

#cosomusic
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#cosostories
Part V: "Well, did you freeze it?" he asked.
"Freeze it? For what" I wanted to know.
"If you froze it you could cut out the tumor and have yourself a nice little taxidermy project. If you can do a little critter you can do anything" was his answer.

I didn't bother to explain to him that my two vegetarian roomies would not have appreciated seeing a frozen tumored squirrel in our shared freezer and I never did find out what happened to that arrow...

#cosostories
Part IV: Suddenly I saw pieces of bark falling and the rodent slipping and falling to the ground. I went over to it and saw that the arrow had breezed right through its body. The arrow's whereabouts unknown but I didn't hear anyone scream or any dog yelp so it must have landed on a roof somewhere.

The squirrel had a tumor on it and after I disposed of him I called my taxidermy teacher to tell him about the day's adventure.

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Part III: It was dusk and I saw the squirrel in the front yard struggling to climb a tree and its sillouette settled on a tree limb. I was standing in full view of the neighborhood, bow in hand, drawn and aiming up at the tree. I never used sights so it was a bit of a risk.
I let the arrow fly. Nothing happened.

"Shit!" I said...I had no more arrows and a loose flying arrow in a residential area is never a good thing.

#cosostories
Part II: I lived with vegetarian roommates who weren't thrilled with my interests. However one day they came to me very upset that there was a sickly squirrel outside and asked me to "do something" so it wouldn't bite their pets. I told them to go visit their boyfriends as what I was going "to do" wasn't something they'd enjoy watching.
They left and I got out my compound bow. I couldn't find any field tips so I used what I had...a broadtip arrow meant for deer-sized game.

#cosostories
Part I: Aside from a variety of job paths I undertook, I have found an equally diverse set of hobbies to keep me busy. One was taxidermy. I knew a fellow in Ypsilanti who was very good at it so he took me under his wing and taught me to mount deer, bear rugs, wild turkey, and so on. I found that clear nail polish made noses look wet and used some artistic license to make them more lifelike...

@flygande_ren I think I dated him.