Happy Pi Day!

What? I should spring ahead? With MY knees?

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When even you're surprised that your the best the Republicans could do.

Sorry, Ms. Britt. I saw better acting as a casting director in the 70s. NEXT!

Katie! If you're being held against your will, blink!

Every sentence a full sentence. Every sentence coherent. Every sentence makes sense.

You can *almost* feel sorry for Johnson for how pained he looks every time he has to applaud. Or not.

Thought that was a fart...

Huh... Republicans aren't getting much exercise during this speech... #SOTU

I'm no doctor, but it looks like Mike Johnson's hemorrhoids are acting up.

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The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those whe seek the opportunity. ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

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Censorship is the child of fear, the father of ignorance, and the weapon of tyrants. ~ Laurie Halse Anderson

The best index to a person's character is how they treat people who can't do them any good, and how they treat people who can't fight back. ~ Abigail Van Buren

Wendy's: Surge pricing
Everyone: Hey, Google, navigate to Burger King.

Can I vote for a frozen embryo as Governor of Alabama? Asking for a state.

Don't read a book and be a follower; read a book and be a student.
~ Jim Rohn

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. ~ Marianne Williamson