I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ~ Tommy Cooper

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic – you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

You can't fight the people who believe movies are real. Those people you torment. ~ Bruce Campbell

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Let us remember that this so-called "Epstein List" is simply a list of people who were named in a lawsuit. To infer anything else may be doing people an injustice. Or not...

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. ~ John Lennon

Had my first chance to write "2024" today.
Muffed it.

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do. ~ Betty White

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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know *why* I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved. ~ Will Rogers

When I read about the way in which library funds are being cut and cut, I can only think that American society has found one more way to destroy itself. ~ Isaac Asimov

I prefer a President who spends Christmas with his own family. You know; family values.

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I ran a 5K this morning.

Well, if 'K' means "steps."

And I walked more than ran.

Well, shuffled, really.

But there was coffee at the end of it!

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. ~ Muhammad Ali

So far... not so bad...

So... I asked Google's AI who the Greek god of fire was, and it blocked my answer because it was sexually explicit... Now I'm tempted to look up Hephaestus online. And afraid to...

Happy birthday, Stan Lee!
That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed, without a doubt, a real superhero. ~ Stan Lee

We know only too well that what we are doing is nothing more than a drop in the ocean. But if the drop were not there, the ocean would be missing something. ~ Mother Teresa

You never achieve success unless you like what you are doing. ~ Dale Carnegie