Welp... there's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.

THERE'S the cognitive test!

Buckle up, kids. Please keep your hands inside the ride at all times. Here we GO!

Happy Lemon Party Night to all who celebrate!

PSA: During the debate, DO NOT take a drink every time convicted felon Trump says "believe/trust me," "sir," or any form of "I'm the best," "everybody says" or "the border." YOU WILL DIE. What did I miss?

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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
~ Claire Cassidy

Exclamation points are like coffee - they let you pretend to be awake until you actually are!!!
~ Paul Tracy

People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.
~ Richard M. Nixon

The fault lies not with the mob, who demands nonsense, but with those who do not know how to produce anything else.
~ Miguel de Cervantes

Have the courage to be disliked.
~ Bruce Lee

Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

Students should be made to think, to doubt, to communicate, to question, to learn from their mistakes, and most importantly have fun in their learning. ~ Richard Feynman

Happy Father's Day! And, yes, that's my folks.

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If something's wrong, fix it. But train yourself not to worry; worry fixes nothing. ~ Ernest Hemingway

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.
~ Albert Einstein

If you find yourself having to tiptoe around others, you're not walking amongst your tribe.
~ Tanya Markul

Man, woman, boat, battery, shark

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer? ~ Marilyn Monroe