Resetting a Windows PC to factory settings. An hour ago, it was at 56%. Now it's at 24%. That seems right.

What's the over/under on King Con falling asleep in court again?

Bella in a bag

Write drunk; edit sober. ~ Ernest Hemingway

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Well, everybody else is posting their aurora pictures, so here's mine.

So, apparently, the lesson we should learn from RFK Jr. is that losing part of your brain turns you into a Republican?

It's kinda sad when the sense of accomplishment you feel unclogging the toilet isn't as great as the sense of accomplishment you felt clogging it. TMI?

How the hell did the worm find his brain?

I absolutely agree that Congress should pay to arm every teacher in America. Then the teachers can sell the guns in a buy-back program, and finally afford school supplies. Thanks, Republicans!

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~ C. S. Lewis

Education is not the learning of facts but the training of the mind to think. ~ Albert Einstein

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The man who dies rich dies disgraced. ~ Andrew Carnegie

Poor, poor Donny! So very many people who were his closest friends for so many years are suddenly out to "get him." Wonder why?

If you're attacked by a bear, most people won't assume you asked for it.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain

Look, the guy WANTS to go to jail. Because he thinks his followers are stupid enough to believe he's being prosecuted because he's the good guy. And he's right; they will think that.

Laugh a lot. A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills. ~ Ritu Ghatourey

There is no more evil thing on earth than race prejudice, none at all. I write deliberately - it is the worst single thing in life now. It justifies and holds together more baseness, cruelty and abomination than any other sort of error in the world. ~ H.G. Wells