Any person capable of angering you becomes your master.
~ Epictetus

Happy... umm...

When the hell did I start agreeing with Christ Christie? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

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You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
~ Joseph Conrad

No amount of belief makes something a fact.
~ The Amazing James Randi

Is there anybody who actually believes there's $8/gal gas in America?

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
~ Robin Williams

Definitely the start of a good story. But is it a comedy, or a tragedy?

Humans last walked on the moon 52 years ago today. Shameful.

Just updated a Windows PC for the first time in a long time. Holy moly - how do you people stand it?

We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.
~ George Orwell

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable. ~ Mark Twain

I sometimes forget that I was created for Joy.
~ Hafiz

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering cold iron.
~ Horace Mann

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Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of others.
~ Madonna

Welp, my tree's up! Man, I'm exhausted!

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.
~ Maya Angelou

Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In fact, others seem to be bothering you, but it is not others. It is your own mind.
~ Dalai Lama