So, JD... "we should do the things the Democrats are already doing" isn't the flex you think it is.

Vance just doesn't have that same allure without the guyliner.

Senator Vance, you famously said "If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention... then that’s what I’m going to do." So why should we believe anything you say tonight?

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The two most beautify words in the English language.

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Dear ABC: If you wait until tomorrow morning to talk about the debate, it's not a "real time reaction." Just FYI.

What's the over/under on Trump talking about the border in his closing statement?

"Putin would eat you for lunch."
"Oooh - like Hannibal? Would it be like Hannibal?"

THE GLOVES ARE OFF!

Pop quiz, hotshot: Is the a question to which Trump did NOT talk about the border?

THERE IT IS

THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS!

PUBLIC HEALTH NOTICE: Please, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, make tonight's debate a drinking game. DO NOT take a drink every time Trump tells a lie, evades the actual question, or calls someone a playground name. YOU. WILL. DIE. Also do not take a drink for every over-used Trump phrase, like "believe me," "everybody's saying it," "can you believe it?," "I have the best/finest/most,", or "They say to me, 'sir'," among others. Again, YOU. WILL. DIE.

What Kamala ought to do for the debate is get a really loud tally counter and click it every time the convicted felon tells a lie.

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It's Ginger Cat Appreciation Day, so... thanks, I guess?

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