*spits pie* 😂

🍎 🥧

vs.

🍒 🥧

Apple.

Pie.

period.

and this girl runs the house and was also a rescue 🖤♥️ Happy lady!

this big guy was languishing away at a rescue and was going to be put down!!

When his owners got him he was skinny and downtrodden 😭
Not anymore! ♥️ Big guy

work pals today! 😍

Italian's just do it better, period.

#sixwordstory 🇮🇹

^^ fun fact, and old science teacher of mine in high school had a student whose last sphincter in their anus just didn’t work.

Therefore, when they had to pass gas, there’s nothing they could do to hold it in, and they would randomly fart in class all the time.

The students got used to it and were very respectful about it, but when they had visitors come talk, they were not aware 😂😂 it became a class bonding thing and they would all laugh at the visitors obvious confusion 😂

when the apple app store randomly doesn’t just faceID you like it always does to download an app and instead asks for YOUR GOTDAMN PASSWORD

😂 is it because they have no butt cheeks?!

why don’t cats make noise when they pass gas

do dogs make noise?

I should just day drink
at least then i’d have an excuse

a handsome chap
bummer loss!

♥️

☕️

reminder:

♥️

Happy Juneteenth!! three million cheers for the heroes that stood up to the status quo, gave their lives for freedom of the black people forced to be in the USA 👏

always love when a thread takes a twist and turn and jump and a leap and a SHIMY ON DOWN THE LINE 💃🏻

lmao

in ex
ha ha
le le

y’all, can openers. the hand held kind.
is there some trick to these? do they just, cease to work after a couple of years? the turny part?

omg this episode in season three of evil just made my jaw drop.

I hope Leland dies. 😂😂😂😂
He’s the WORST!!!
And the GRANDMA!! Fck her too!!!!