@singlemaltgirl
In this house, we bend rules like a good pretzel. I accommodate needs, wants, and desires within reason.

@singlemaltgirl
Do one more. Then we can say 2 outta 3 ain't bad. Though you can substitute coffee for your preferred beverage. No gods, no rules.

Coffee
Lox and Bagel
Reporting a Crypto scammer

Happy Sunday.

@cwithav
If you're bagging, put their eggs and other fragile foods on the bottom.

@TheRealGovernorSlugwell
I post naked selfies, but they self-destruct 3 seconds after I post them.

OMG, I suck at social media today. I'm on the last bag of my Lego TIE Interceptor build for @stjude.bsky.social Creative and I never posted my go-live notice.
https://www.twitch.tv/arcturussadiablo

@clar3
Yup, sounds about right. We're serious and silly in varying measures.

@clar3
Here, let me share images of mine. You can enjoy her by proxy.

@singlemaltgirl
Find you a partner who, when you enter a room, will stop everything and treat you like you are the only thing in the universe.

@FrankCannon
The movie "Casino" was required training.

@FrankCannon
Past trip to Atlantic City. Won a small jackpot. Walked out with about $2,000 in my pocket. One of those birds crapped right on my head. They learned the Mafia's was real !@#$%-ing fast.

@FrankCannon
Bless this energy.

@EllyOnTheGo
Hockey

@Valkyrie_D
Specifically, that Nutella and banana one.

@Valkyrie_D
Yes, please.

@Valkyrie_D
Excellent choice. It's on the sweet side. Very tasty.

@Valkyrie_D
Can I offer you a glass of wine? Just picked some up from a local winery.

@zenmudprod
Also good choices. But the thing they fear most is their own weapons being turned on them. They're not going to be afraid of your slingshot (despite the Bible telling them they should).

@th3j35t3r
Bonus tip for that one. NO NOT THAT ONE!

The blame for all of this lies 100% with the people who voted for him. No one else. Just stop.